Gasp! It's...The Great Chicken Shortage of Ought-Nine!

First it was Popeye's Chicken, and now KFC has seen their poultry supplies crumble before the might of Oprah's PR machine. Will this living nightmare ever end, or has it only just begun? Brothers and SISTERS, I have seen the writing on the wall! The angel of St. John hath opened the first of seven golden-fried vials filled with w/ the secret herbs and spices of the Lord?

We will bring you more on this story as it developes, but in the meantime...



Chicken Twist - The Dappers

"Yer Like A Chicken Wit Yo Head Cut off!"

Good to the Bone!

My no-good ex-patriot brother has been goin' on about this tune for some time now. I'm beginning to see what the fuss is about. Not only do you have a filthy-delphia motha-funker singing the praises of fried chicken (A vocation worth following if ever there was such a thing), but this fair fowl is so "kickin" that it sets our cake-walk prince here to moan - Truly the benchmark of any religious chicken-eating experience.

Besides a certain Philly pedagree, I know very little about this clucker, save for a name change (Radars) and a later repress on 'Yew' records (Mutton!? Ewww!). Comped a gazillion times I'm sure, rub this fucker in some flour and drop it in the pan! You won't be sorry, but you might be hungry (Nom, nom nom).

Finger Licking Chicken - Radors, or Radars, or whatever

Note: A little stone-soul birdie tells me that the great Mel Brown has gone up to that big coop in the sky. Click here to honor the man and his chicken-chompin' memory.