Friday, May 23, 2008

Bold and Bracing, Lusty Tasting?!?!


Yup, its the Vandals

Nope, not those Vandals

Not these Vandals either

What we got here is a Grade-A wax advert, brought to you by the fine people @ Macy's and the 7-Up beverage company (Patent pending). 'Wet & Wild' is a refreshing romp though the gossamer hedgerows of the celebrated Lemon-Lime tonic, replete w/ some heavy Vox Continental action (1966 Natch!). I love how the lyrics are blatantly sexual - "Sooo Wet!"

'Mustang Georgie', likewise, is a steamin' 'Mersey Pie' of bubblegum, Muscle Cars and repressed anger - "My Mustang didn't cost me half as much as you!!!". Man alive, these Vandals are pissed! And while none of these tunes illicit even a remote response with regard to me buying either a Mustang, or a 7-Up, I am totally game for buyin' more kitchy pop-advertising records.

Wafflehouse...here I come!!!

Wet & Wild - Vandals

Mustang Georgie - Vandals

5 comments:

Devil Dick said...

7-11 is a-ok but that mustang thing....

what a bunch o' shit....

other than starting off like a postal service song.... not-so-much

The RedBoy said...

All of that Postal Service you've been listening to has dun softened you dome piece.

Might I suggest having you wrist checked for limpness?

Devil Dick said...

hardy har har....

Delinquent said...

I guess there were a few "Macy's, 7-Up" sponsored releases. I'm planning on posting one as well by the Arrivals. Super cool record, thanks for posting this!!

The RedBoy said...

My pleasure. I actually have another Macy's sponsored disk (b/w Sax Fifth Avenue). It' more of a Las Vegas Grind kinda deal. Lookin forward to hearin' more on the Macy's tip!