Courtesy of SayUncle:
Marvin "PopCorn" Sutton, famed Tennessee moonshiner, has taken his own life in lieu of an 18 month jail sentence. It's obvious this frail old man was a criminal mastermind and now, thanks to the federal government, the hills and back-yonder hollows are that much safer from the threat of homemade whiskey and folksy wisdom. If only they put this much effort into all their endeavors...
Make sure you toss one back tonight, if not in his honor, then for the contempt of every Revenue Man in every branch of government.
R.I.P. Marvin "PopCorn" Sutton. You have earned your stake in the 'Angel's Share'.
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