Thursday, May 7, 2009

Gasp! It's...The Great Chicken Shortage of Ought-Nine!

First it was Popeye's Chicken, and now KFC has seen their poultry supplies crumble before the might of Oprah's PR machine. Will this living nightmare ever end, or has it only just begun? Brothers and SISTERS, I have seen the writing on the wall! The angel of St. John hath opened the first of seven golden-fried vials filled with w/ the secret herbs and spices of the Lord?

We will bring you more on this story as it developes, but in the meantime...

Chicken Twist - The Dappers

"Yer Like A Chicken Wit Yo Head Cut off!"

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