Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Where is Your God Now?





Holy fuck! Scientists Unveil Missing Link in Evolution!

"The search for a direct connection between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom has taken 200 years - but it was presented to the world today at a special news conference in New York.

The discovery of the 95%-complete 'lemur monkey' - dubbed Ida - is described by experts as the "eighth wonder of the world".

They say its impact on the world of palaeontology will be "somewhat like an asteroid falling down to Earth".

Researchers say proof of this transitional species finally confirms Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, and the then radical, outlandish ideas he came up with during his time aboard the Beagle.

Sir David Attenborough said Darwin "would have been thrilled" to have seen the fossil - and says it tells us who we are and where we came from."


I wonder how the evangelicals are gonna take this news? As for me, I'm gonna get thoroughly tuned-up and spin some records about monkeys!!!

6 comments:

Devil Dick said...

monkey rock rules!

i think i'll join you.

you should take off work tomorrow and come drink with me in philly...?

i'm serious.

The RedBoy said...

I would have, but Baby Huey skipped out, and someones gotta show up. maybe next week...

How you makin'out?

J. said...

You must fight to live on the planet of the apes. Apparently, Jesus prefers a throat-choke.

The RedBoy said...

"Monkeys treated me like shit..."

What can I say, the lord of hosts is straight-up baller!

Devil Dick said...

yo, i'm doing ok considering they split my gizzard wide open...

hows mtf land?

take off one day next week and lets get drunk and spin records and talk shit about grego

Devil Dick said...

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